
This last Wednesday the evangelicals (or some evangelicals anyway) produced a manifesto. They called it a Declaration of Evangelical Identity and Public Commitment. I don't know what further proof we need that evangelicalism is not a force to be reckoned with.
It's a little sad, really, but evangelicals periodically cobble together some statement of their importance, relevance or existence. i So this would be the manifesto for 2008 in case you are collecting the entire set. You can get a copy here. Actually you can get two copies, the abbreviated six-page embarrassment or the full 20-page humiliation.
On page 14 they want to rethink their place in public life, and to do so they repeat that now widely recognized falsehood that
...fundamentalism was thoroughly world-denying and politically disengaged from its outset, names such as John Jay, John Witherspoon, John Woolman, and Frances Willard in America and William Wilberforce and Lord Shaftesbury in England are a reminder of a different tradition. Evangelicals have made a shining contribution to politics in general, to many of the greatest moral and social reforms in history, such as the abolition of slavery and woman's suffrage, and even to notions crucial in political discussion today, for example, the vital but little known Evangelical contribution to the rise of the voluntary association and, through that, to the understanding of such key notions as civil society and social capital.
Don't I wish fundamentalism was thoroughly world-denying?
So this document intends to a) reaffirm evangelical identity and b) make a public statement of evangelicalism's intention to reform its own behavior which, as is common knowledge, ranks right up there with other equally obnoxious moral lepers in the public eye.
"We confess that we Evangelicals have betrayed our beliefs by our behavior."
You don't say!
They admit to having replaced biblical truths with therapeutic techniques, worship with entertainment, discipleship with growth in human potential, church growth with business entrepreneurialism...and all too often they have "set out clear, high statements of the authority of the Bible, but flouted them with lives and lifestyles that are shaped more by our own sinful preferences and by modern fashions and convenience."
What a pretentious way of admitting not only hypocrisy but abysmal judgment and incompetent leadership, and now they want us to trust them as moral guides.
Yes, last month we lost 46 people up on the mesa, and in March there was that unfortunate incident in the canyon, and before that, it's true, we lost those kindergartners at ChuckE Cheese's....
Just who requires these moral guides, I wonder. Maybe Frank the suicidal Trucker.
"All too often," we read on page 12, "we have prided ourselves on our orthodoxy..." which is a Houdini-class trick because, as we all know, evangelicalism hasn't even produced a consensus let alone an orthodoxy. What could it possibly have been proud of?
Anyway, our readers' knowledge of current events can provide the appropriate backdrop as they read these pompous camera whores.
But before you leave, along with these two pathetic documents there is a third, a Study Guide. Can you believe it?! They have a 20-page remembrance of sins and sighs and a 29-page Study Guide.
Talk about chutzpah.
If we were to discuss this travesty amongst ourselves (which they are inviting us to do), we would do well to think it through at four levels [page 3]:
1. Understanding (What is being said here?)
2. Agreement or dissent (Is what is said here true-most of it, all of it, or none of it? Why?)
3. Implications (What of it? What should this mean for my/our lives?)
4. Action (If I/we embrace this vision, what needed changes and practical next steps will I/we take?)
Ok, since you asked.
1. Nothing is being said here; this is political theater. How dumb do you think we are? How many crooks, addicts and buffoons have we watched cry their way back into the limelight? We learned all about these stunts years ago when we were still playing with our Cheerios.
2. Tough call but I'm guessing you should put me down for dissent.
3. Implications? Be serious, wouldja? One salient implication is that no one believes you anymore, and you have discredited evangelicalism at an astonishingly unpropitious moment in Western history. You are leaving people better than your sorry selves at the mercy of men like Hitchens, Dawkins...
4. Personally, I plan to take no action. I took no notice of you before and I don't anticipate any change in that policy. And if I find others taking notice of you I will warn them off with threat of locust, frogs and blood.
You cannot succeed in simple morality and you want to preach about justice? You wallow in obscene wealth and you wish to speak to us of poverty? This is just me thinking out loud here, but I think you ought to reconsider your place in private life. Very private life.
Secluded life.
Make like Amelia Earhart and never be heard from again.
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i It is important to evangelicals that we capitalize evangelical. It is conspicuously less important to them that they capitalize fundamentalist.
This exchange baffles me. You see, I would have thought that when God's word says: "Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs..."--that minimally, this rules out love's being scornful, arrogant, spiteful, insulting, impatient, condescending. If I'm understanding you all, you disagree.
Yes, it's possible. But at some point, I think, the one receiving love ought to be able to recognize and affirm the action as loving. At what point should one affirm being insulted and scorned is actually being love?
Yes, but again, at some point, His children begin to recognize that God's dealings with them are in fact kind. At what point should I begin to recognize that dissiden's scornful, spiteful, condescending language is in fact quite kind?
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