
Meeting needs in trouble times.
You may not have known that human needs for breathing, sex, excretion, property, intimacy, and self-esteem "can best be addressed by the church". I know these are things my seminary gave scant attention to; they just kept piling on that Hebrew stuff. Many were the late nights hip-deep in hithpo`els, aposiopeses, and inflammatory assertions like "Where myth is hypotactic metaphors, the Bible is paratactic metonymies" when I felt I could have done with a bit more sex. Perhaps it was short-sighted of me, but I was much younger then.
(I really don't know why there is an umlaut in the word sex, but I'm sure it portends something very special.)
And you can check here for the collected thoughts of a small bunch of crackpots who would love to take your money and share more insights.
"We are excited about what God is doing in the world today and are committed to being a part of Christ's mission to transform individuals, churches, and societies for abundant life.
"We have wrapped our lifestyles around this one desire, and dedicated our talents to motivate and equip others for this purpose and we want to help you give birth to the divine potential that is already within you."
I'm not ashamed to admit how excited I am about giving birth to the divine potential that is already within me, and I am, even as I speak, discussing with my wife the wrapping of our lifestyles around this desire.
She is ROFLing right now, but later we'll approach the topic with the furrowed brows and bitten lips this endeavor obviously requires.
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